My comment on the election is this baseball joke. It'll be obvious when you get to the punchline.

The devil challenges God to a baseball game.

"Are you crazy?" God says. "I've got Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Christy Mathewson, Josh Gibson, John McGraw.... All the greats. All you have is Ty Cobb and Cap Anson. How can you possibly win?

The devil replies smugly, "I've got all the umpires."

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